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Post by JohnDoe on Jul 28, 2004 15:32:28 GMT -5
Ghostie-make this is sticky. or ill have to post "bump" all the time....
okay here are stupid newb questions that we have seen a bout a billion times.....
When does stephen post here?
He doesn't. At all. He has a name but he doesnt post. Rumor has it he lurks though
When will stephen lbe in my town
We dont know. We aren't his booking agents, we are just his fans. His crazy stalker-esque fans
Whats your favortie Lynch song?
I dunno why dont you check the a billion similar posts just like this?
I'm too lazy
Well, thats your f**king problem!
Johndoe you suck.Poo your fat. Justlplainbob, your a rerard
Not a very good welcome topic.
add your own stupid questions....
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Post by JuSTPLaiNBoB7 on Jul 28, 2004 15:51:57 GMT -5
Where can i download Stephen's songs?
its call a music store. its just like dowloading except u do this crazy thing called buying....
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PooOnShu
Baby
You bleed through a tube, they give you cookies and juice. What's not to love?
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Post by PooOnShu on Aug 9, 2004 19:43:32 GMT -5
Did he write "Baby Raper," "Dead Puppies," "Retarded Christmas Song," or even half of what comes up on Kazaa, WinMX, Limewire, etc when i search for downloads?
No. No he did not.
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Post by babybird on Aug 13, 2004 16:57:28 GMT -5
This is a thread to help the newbies to the Lynch boards. There are other boards for jokes and other discussion. There are even threads in this subboard where that is OK and good. This thread is not for that. If you don't have an FAQ-like question to post, don't post in here. If you either need help or think you can help others, post in here. Simple. Kisses!  |
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PooOnShu
Baby
You bleed through a tube, they give you cookies and juice. What's not to love?
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Post by PooOnShu on Aug 13, 2004 21:43:23 GMT -5
When will stephen lbe in my townWe dont know. we aren't his booking agents we are just his fans. his crazy of the wall stalker-esque fans damn. i was in the shower thinking of another FAQ, and i thought of: "When will Stephen be playing in ( insert your location here)?" then i come here to find that it's already been done. good thing i checked. only mine would have read a little more like this: _____________________________________________ When will Stephen be playing in (insert your location here)?That is a stupid question, you are stupid for having asked it, and i am stupider for having read it. Stephen, the webmaster of his site, Ghost, Cara, possibly his record label, and i'm sure many other honorable mentions go through a lot of trouble to keep us posted on the latest tour information as it becomes available, and it's not so you can come here and ask a bunch of people who, im sure, all want to know the same exact thing, and have been waiting patiently for that information to become available. so next time you're wondering, try sitting on your hands and waiting like a good little boy/girl like the rest of us. _____________________________________________ ...it's ok, i guess, if you don't mind run-on sentences and b****ery. |
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Post by GhostInTheMachine on Aug 13, 2004 22:53:18 GMT -5
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Post by GhostInTheMachine on Aug 13, 2004 23:51:32 GMT -5
Q: is your show at (wherever) all ages? A: Minimum age requirements are set by the venue, not Stephen. It's usually based on local liquor laws. As the Fall tour is largely a theater tour (i.e. no clubs), most, if not all, of the shows will be all ages. You can find out for sure by calling the venue or checking on the www.ticketmaster.com site listing for your show. HOWEVER, "all ages" does not mean toned-down, profanity-free, "family friendly" or PG-rated. It'll be the same show Stephen plays in 21+ venues and colleges, meaning that if you wouldn't let your kid listen to the Superhero CD from start to finish, then don't bring them to this show! Otherwise, see you there.#nosmileys |
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Post by JuSTPLaiNBoB7 on Aug 18, 2004 7:43:39 GMT -5
Q. what makes a newbie?
A. a newbie is some one who is new... duh.. after a certain number of post, that person is no longer a newbei. if that person pisses off the board, a vote will be taken as to went her punishment title will be revoked.
Q. do the people of this board bash newbies?
A. Actually, we are the few places that except a new face and are freindly to them. the newbie term never really applies here. unless of course , the newbie comes on the board with a "holier than thou" attitude , thinking they know everything, or starting conflict with other board memebers.
in that case, the newbie bashing will continue until (a) the newbe is scared off or leaves, (b) the newbie learns some respect for other human beings, or (c) the newbie removes the large stick from their ass...
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PooOnShu
Baby
You bleed through a tube, they give you cookies and juice. What's not to love?
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Post by PooOnShu on Aug 19, 2004 0:36:15 GMT -5
OMG Stephen Lynch is like so totally gorgeous and i just want to lick him up and down. Break me off a piece of that!!!
We know. He's attractive. Now do you wanna talk about him as a talented artist, or do you wanna just drool all over him like some kind of hormone-laden adolescent.
Yeah he's good looking. Nobody's going to argue with you there. But that's really not what this board is about.
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Post by immigrationdudet on Aug 19, 2004 22:31:51 GMT -5
Yeah he's good looking. Nobody's going to argue with you there. But that's really not what this board is about. It's not? I thought we were here to celebrate him in every way/shape/form? |
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Post by JohnDoe on Aug 19, 2004 23:39:20 GMT -5
so...are you stephen lynch? no. so WHY THE f**k DO WE CARE?
Dont waste our time with your lyrics and songs because nine out of ten times they suck.
THIS IS THE STEPHEN LYNCH MESSAGE BOARD! NOT AN ADVERTISMENT FOR YOUR s**tHEAD BAND!
get your own f**kign tour webstie and post it where someone cares
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PooOnShu
Baby
You bleed through a tube, they give you cookies and juice. What's not to love?
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Post by PooOnShu on Aug 22, 2004 2:39:06 GMT -5
I feel like posting this same topic in every forum. I don't know why. We look at all of them. But im gonna post it everywhere anyway. After all, what i have to say is just that damn important.
No it's not. Posting in every forum is in terrible taste, and people won't want to pay attention to you if you do it. After all, that's what you're after anyways, right? Attention.
For the love of crap, don't do it.
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Post by babybird on Sept 22, 2004 16:13:17 GMT -5
Whatever you do, do not start flaming wars with regulars.
I know Bob touched on this earlier on in this thread, but I feel it should be emphasized. If you come to this board and you're new to the non Lynch related boards (like general), be careful. Get a feel for the forum first. And whatever you do, don't post something stupid or act dumb, and most of all don't flame the regulars. They don't like it, and will respond with lethal quickness.
XOXO
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Post by darkmike333 on Oct 8, 2004 10:53:05 GMT -5
I have some questions ( typed the n00b ) .
1 . For someone as offensive(ly funny and vulgar) as Lynch is , why is it that to register I had to promise not to be offensive or vulgar ? Yet at the same time , many posts I've read , members have just bleeped out their own vulgarities ....
2 . Recently Lynch played here in my current hometown of Austin , Tx and he appeared on my morning talk radio show and sang a few songs . I bought both his CDs last night and found that some of the songs he sang were not on either CD and was wondering: are there any members here who could point me in the right direction of how to find these songs ? One of them I belive was called " Craig Christ " and the other was one about how he only likes black chicks .
And please , anyone answering #2 ... if they're available for download , don't ream me by saying " Well , you could be smart and try DOWNLOADING them , ya damn n00b " , only because I have never downloaded music so have no way of knowing how to check if said songs are available that way . Thanks .
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Post by JohnDoe on Oct 8, 2004 13:10:53 GMT -5
craig christ isnt availible online. buuy the dvd.
this board is made with a proboard, therefore we have to accept their TOS. not his.
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Welshnighean
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Oops! I dropped my fetus!
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Post by Welshnighean on Oct 24, 2004 16:24:16 GMT -5
Here's another question that gets asked very frequantly by newbies:
Does Stephen release his guitar tabs on the internet?
No, he doesn't. If you want to play his music, you have to figure it out yourself. Other people have also figured it out, they might hook you up.
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Post by JuSTPLaiNBoB7 on Oct 24, 2004 16:48:55 GMT -5
Here's another question that gets asked very frequantly by newbies: Does Stephen release his guitar tabs on the internet? No, he doesn't. If you want to play his music, you have to figure it out yourself. Other people have also figured it out, they might hook you up. wow.... a newbie answering the FAQ.... weird.... |
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Post by Whatsername on Oct 27, 2004 16:41:26 GMT -5
OMG Stephen Lynch is like so totally gorgeous and i just want to likck him up and down. Break me off a piece of that!!!We know. He's attractive. Now do you wanna talk about him as a talented artist, or do you wanna just drool all over him like some kind of hormone-laden adolescent. Yeah he's good looking. Nobody's going to argue with you there. But that's really not what this board is about. Can we do both? Not drooling to this extent... but still. |
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You bleed through a tube, they give you cookies and juice. What's not to love?
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Post by PooOnShu on Nov 12, 2004 20:19:42 GMT -5
Is it Special Ed or Special Fred?well let's put it this way... a girl and i at work are having a discussion and is it special fred or special ED i say FRED!!!!!!! erich I say its ED!!!! becuase it is Buy the CD. [insert hilarious googled image here]
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jetti77
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smiling makes people wonder
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Post by jetti77 on Dec 26, 2004 8:06:43 GMT -5
Where can i download Stephen's songs?its call a music store. its just like dowloading except u do this crazy thing called buying.... |
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Post by darkmike333 on Jan 6, 2005 10:54:41 GMT -5
Ok ... got the DVD ... so now I have Craig Christ .
I bring this up again because my local radio station just replayed the segment when Lynch was here in town at their studio and he sang that song .
Anyone know anything about it ? Or if a new CD is in the works ?
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Post by Resurrectionman on Jan 6, 2005 11:33:47 GMT -5
Ok ... got the DVD ... so now I have Craig Christ . I bring this up again because my local radio station just replayed the segment when Lynch was here in town at their studio and he sang that song . Anyone know anything about it ? Or if a new CD is in the works ?"When does Stephen's next CD come out?" is a good frequently asked question. One way to get that info is to join Stephen's mailing list. There's even a sticky thread right here in this section to make it easy. You won't be deluged with spam or placed on a billion mailing lists. (According to the latest e-mail, there is a new CD in the works, to be recorded live later this winter and released this summer.) |
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Post by SweetAcidolphilus on Feb 27, 2005 21:23:07 GMT -5
Is there a way to get the cd "The darning needle and the very small pebble" from when he was in straightface?
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Post by B-of-H on May 17, 2005 13:51:16 GMT -5
Hey,
I'm not really sure where to ask this but this seems a good place.
Beside all the member's names there is a certain number of stars and a crazy little Stephen-ism
I was just wondering how it works
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Post by JohnDoe on May 17, 2005 16:16:54 GMT -5
Once you get a ceritan amount of posts, your sgets upgraded. I don't know the exact levels....
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