Diana
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Post by Diana on Jul 7, 2003 21:55:14 GMT -5
See i like to take a pitbull and a cat and put them in a cage and see what happens (pitbull eating time) and then i take my 9 and kill the pitbull and say it was self defense my dog is a pitbull/boxer-mix. she eats other animals...mainly dogs, but cats as well.. |
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Post by lusteeluva on Jul 8, 2003 7:55:50 GMT -5
I like the TNT thing, but when i was younger I killed a kitten by tying a jumprope around it's neck to take it for a walk up the big hill, eventually it wasn't moving anymore
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Diana
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Post by Diana on Jul 8, 2003 8:45:09 GMT -5
I like the TNT thing, but when i was younger I killed a kitten by tying a jumprope around it's neck to take it for a walk up the big hill, eventually it wasn't moving anymore are you being serious or just kidding? because i know someone who did that when they were little...haha..as horrible as it sounds. |
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Post by lusteeluva on Jul 8, 2003 9:03:18 GMT -5
seriously, i was only 5, me and my sister did it...but it is one of my earliest memories...besides when i accidently killed my hampster by putting it in a lunchbox and closing it on it's nose, it ran around making weird noises until i had to bury it in my backyard. No i don't have ant pets anymore  |
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Diana
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Post by Diana on Jul 8, 2003 10:37:59 GMT -5
seriously, i was only 5, me and my sister did it...but it is one of my earliest memories...besides when i accidently killed my hampster by putting it in a lunchbox and closing it on it's nose, it ran around making weird noises until i had to bury it in my backyard. No i don't have ant pets anymore wow. my friend "accidently" cut off their friend's hamster's head. how you unintentionally cut an animals head off -- i don't know... my little brother dropped my gerbil when i was like 12, and it broke its leg and tried to chew it off. it also got its tail caught on something and it ripped the end of it off. my brother isn't allowed to touch any of my pets anymore. |
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Jn9ne
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Post by Jn9ne on Jul 8, 2003 10:54:02 GMT -5
yes i know booty booty!
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Post by StephensLynchMob on Jul 8, 2003 10:59:19 GMT -5
lol... sorry i wasnt purposely correcting you I was just making sure I wasnt going mental and hearing things "my way" again...  |
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JobeeChan
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Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten.
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Post by JobeeChan on Jul 23, 2003 4:12:38 GMT -5
Ahh... i really do love this song! Though that could be because my friends and I use Killing a kitten as a euphemism for masturbation... this song has basically become our themesong... Plus one of their ex-friends is a coke head who said that he though cocaine was coming out his nipples, so that is why the "Make it snort cocaine" was my killing kitten option of choice....
Remeber kids: Everytime you masturbate, God kills a kitten!
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albedo
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Post by albedo on Jul 23, 2003 21:31:24 GMT -5
All this talk of killing is bringing the sadist out of me! I don't really like the choices up there. They're not sadistic enough for my tastes. I would put a bowl of milk on my drive way with a cage hanging 3 or 4 feet above it. Then, I would wait for a cat, preferably a pregnant stray cat that is about to give birth. When the cat goes to drink the milk I would lower the cage, trapping it instantly. ;D If it was a pregnant stray cat I would wait for it to give birth. Then, I would get a C02 bottle with BB's glued to it, and throw it into the cage after i lit it. KA-BOOM!!!!! There goes the kitties!!!! MUWAHAHAHAHA!!! ;D ;D ;D |
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Post by immigrationdudet on Jul 23, 2003 22:13:41 GMT -5
very very creative indeed, but lets please stick to the song lol....  |
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Post by kmartrocks on Sept 2, 2003 18:01:50 GMT -5
personally, i like them alive
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