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Post by tonsofclay on May 6, 2006 12:30:10 GMT -5
Check out the dicography section (http://www.stephenlynch.com/discography/index.html) and scroll down to find this: COMING SOON.. "CLEANEST HITS" The first record of Stephen's without a parental advisory sticker! This compilation, available only at Wal-Mart stores, "The Wedding Singer" performances, and through this site, consists entirely of previously recorded and released versions of songs from Stephen's three albums, editied to remove swear words. It will be available mid-May 2006.
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Post by StephensLynchMob on May 6, 2006 13:10:10 GMT -5
yea it so they can sell something of his at the Wedding Singer w/out shocking the hell out of the people that buy it.. Then if they are w/ his sense of humor they can get the unsensored versions..
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Post by PooOnShu on May 6, 2006 17:44:49 GMT -5
It'll make it a little easier for Wal-Martians to get lynchie too. I say "whoopee!"
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Post by JohnDoe on May 6, 2006 18:12:54 GMT -5
Eh....
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Post by funkymonkey on May 7, 2006 14:44:41 GMT -5
Wasnt sure it was possible to clean his songs up but hey good luck to em anythin to brainwash the little 'uns early lol!
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Post by busyba on May 10, 2006 14:22:46 GMT -5
I just hope this isn't some misguided attempt to rehabilitate or sanitize his image. There's a reason we like him.....
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Post by PooOnShu on May 10, 2006 14:38:07 GMT -5
Nah. I don't think he'd ever leave his filthy, blasphemous roots behind.
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Post by StephensLynchMob on May 10, 2006 15:09:02 GMT -5
I listened to it.. Its good.. Its basically like listening to the comedy central special...
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Post by mod on May 16, 2006 15:39:52 GMT -5
Well, it's posted where it is on Stephen's site on purpose - it's not aimed at existing fans. It helps Stephen get into one of the biggest retailers in America.
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Post by dtwikyproductions on May 23, 2006 18:03:06 GMT -5
does anyone know when the cleanest hits cd is supposed to hit walmart... ive been there EVERY week since i heard about it and still haven't seen it.. it was said to be in walmart by mid-may but even the walmart people have no idea when its coming in... im really lost thanx ~*Sierra Lynn*~ Deader Than When I Killed You Productions Camera Woman www.myspace.com/dtwiky
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Post by GhostInTheMachine on May 24, 2006 16:33:04 GMT -5
It'll be in Walmart by Tuesday, May 30, but ONLY at Walmarts in the Northeast and Mid-West. Seems that even though the CD does not contain a Parental Advisory sticker or any naughty words, Walmart in the South and West (these regions have a different purchasing system than the Northeast and Mid-West) and Walmart.com have decided not to carry it.
If your Walmart doesn't have it, ask them!
I wonder who at Walmart makes that decision?
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Post by JohnDoe on May 24, 2006 18:45:52 GMT -5
I wonder who at Walmart makes that decision? Jesus.
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Post by mod on Jun 8, 2006 13:58:57 GMT -5
So silly.
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Post by GhostInTheMachine on Jun 8, 2006 15:42:51 GMT -5
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Post by T.S. Avenger on Jun 9, 2006 0:08:08 GMT -5
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Post by arc79 on Jun 13, 2006 1:58:42 GMT -5
I think that he should stick with what he has been doing and not stray from his roots!!! The stuff he does in wedding singer is CRAP!!!!(just listened to it by the way) It does no justice to his previous work. If he comes anywhere near my hometown on tour I will go to the show..soon as he starts in with the wedding singer CRAP I will leave.
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Post by JohnDoe on Jun 13, 2006 15:45:48 GMT -5
I think that he should stick with what he has been doing and not stray from his roots!!! The stuff he does in wedding singer is CRAP!!!!(just listened to it by the way) It does no justice to his previous work. If he comes anywhere near my hometown on tour I will go to the show..soon as he starts in with the wedding singer CRAP I will leave. Erm. The CRAP Wedding CRAP Singer CRAP is CRAP a CRAP broadway CRAP show CRAP,CRAP so CRAP he CRAP didn't CRAP write CRAP the CRAP songs CRAP (CRAP which CRAP BTW CRAP are CRAP good). So CRAP get CRAP your CRAP head CRAP out CRAP of CRAP your CRAP ass. CRAP.
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Post by tonsofclay on Jun 13, 2006 18:44:17 GMT -5
I think that he should stick with what he has been doing and not stray from his roots!!! The stuff he does in wedding singer is CRAP!!!!(just listened to it by the way) It does no justice to his previous work. If he comes anywhere near my hometown on tour I will go to the show..soon as he starts in with the wedding singer CRAP I will leave. Erm. The CRAP Wedding CRAP Singer CRAP is CRAP a CRAP broadway CRAP show CRAP,CRAP so CRAP he CRAP didn't CRAP write CRAP the CRAP songs CRAP (CRAP which CRAP BTW CRAP are CRAP good). So CRAP get CRAP your CRAP head CRAP out CRAP of CRAP your CRAP ass. CRAP. I like it...10 points for you sir...thats out of 8
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Post by T.S. Avenger on Jun 13, 2006 22:26:30 GMT -5
Doe +10 Karma.
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Post by blurredvision on Jun 14, 2006 22:42:15 GMT -5
Johndoe...preaching the truth, one CRAP at a time! ![;)](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/wink.png)
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Post by SpecialPhil on Jun 15, 2006 5:24:37 GMT -5
I especially like his use of the expletive "erm"...the whole post has a "voices in My Head" feel to it. Very nicely done indeed.
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Post by SpecialPhil on Jul 10, 2006 13:52:14 GMT -5
yea it so they can sell something of his at the Wedding Singer w/out shocking the hell out of the people that buy it.. Then if they are w/ his sense of humor they can get the unsensored versions.. Matter of fact they are selling it at WS...for $ 20. Are the "dirty" words bleeped or did he overdub? Can you provide an example?
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Post by StephensLynchMob on Jul 10, 2006 14:05:32 GMT -5
yea it so they can sell something of his at the Wedding Singer w/out shocking the hell out of the people that buy it.. Then if they are w/ his sense of humor they can get the unsensored versions.. Matter of fact they are selling it at WS...for $ 20. Are the "dirty" words bleeped or did he overdub? Can you provide an example? Thy're bleeped, but i dont find it annoying.. I'll see if its ok if I provide a clip from one of the songs.
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Post by GhostInTheMachine on Jul 11, 2006 9:24:09 GMT -5
...Are the "dirty" words bleeped or did he overdub? Can you provide an example? No overdubs. The "bad" words were scrambled or slurred so that the tempo of the song doesn't change but you can't hear the word. But some of the songs, like Vanilla Ice Cream, are already "clean" and didn't require any editing.
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Post by SpecialPhil on Jul 11, 2006 14:19:16 GMT -5
so in "VIC" he still can be heard singing "it's party about that ass"? The "herpes" line is still in "Love Song"?
I'm trying to clarify just how far they went in sanitizing these songs.
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